LOVE/FUN AND ADVENTURE.LETS DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im an attractive/fit/nice caring guy looking for a longterm love interest.
She will be in her 40s/early 50s and a non smoker
Wanting love fun and adventure
Example
Recently I had started hearing strange noises at nite in my backyard.Kinda like a cooing sound.just weird.
I thot at some point I saw what looked like a long hairless dog but it one incredible leap.it was over the fence and gone.
so.
I decided to trap it.I ran a rope thru a tree and made a snare on the ground.I put my little dog in a little red wagon with a half a bag of potato chips(she prefers lays) and waited till it came back
I had taken an old blanket covered it with glue,then leaves so I was able to camoflouge myself so it couldnt see me
sure enough soon it came Im now thinking for my dog not the chips and when it stepped in the snare
I quickly yanked the rope and the pulled it up into the tree
where I knocked it unconscious with a shovel
I didnt know what it was at first.it was very very strange
I lowered it into a large dog kennel I had and locked the door
After some research it easy to see that I HAVE CAUGHT A CHUPACABRA.the vampire dogs that sometimes inhabit Mexico
my guess is that some illegal alien brought in up from Mexico.maybe as a pet and it got away from them
another reason we need to secure our borders!!I have written Senator Mccain several times regarding this
but to date have not gotten a response.I dont know why
So I still have him or her I dont know the sex havent really gotten that close
But Im ing it after my last girlfriend because it seems to be upset at me often for no apparent reason and the noises that it makes are strangely similaremingly void of intelligence as well as rational thot.
(and no I dont have anger issues blah blah blah Its my Chupacabra I can it whatever I want)
Rite now Im feeding funyans and Slim jims and she seems to be ok with that mostly
My son in law gave me a couple of bottles of Daniels and will drink that out of a bowl that seems to help her mood.some but sometimes makes it worse its a gamble either way
I know what youre thinking shouldnt I be giving a Chupacabra blood? since it is a vampire dog
well I have no idea where to get blood so
I know at some point I need to get this thing back to Mexico where it belongs
but
will probably need some help
Again Im a nice/fit/attractive guy wanting a woman who desires love/fun
and adventure .
Beautiful couples ready nsa Caguas Puerto Rico
Anabel