Are there any real people on here? Hello, thanks for taking time to read about me. I'm a 44 yr old in Hagerstown, MD who is just about ready to give up on dating. I'm really hoping to meet a real down to earth woman who may be in a similar situation. I havent tried to date in a couple of years since moving back here. I have a good job, car, and am not in debt up to my ass. I've got a great sense of humor and like to laugh/ have fun. I love sports and exercise, home projects or working on my car. I am open to dating women who : Age 21 or over Have white/ asian/ hispanic smoke/ drink If you are looking for a "wife beater" or "redneck " type you have found the wrong person. If I cant distinquish you between a man or woman please do not respond. Only responses with a will get a response back. When responding , please put "dont give up" in the subject line so I know you are a real person. Thanks !
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Rain 24 w4m Hello! Yeah, Its frickin slist. I just see a lot of potential in meeting an awesome person, maybe even a few? Ive decided the best approach to this is to tell you who I am, and as long as you are an HONEST and emit a good amount of humility, you are my guy! Nothing is as disgusting as someone who is conceited, or even secretly so. There is no need to brag or essentially feel like you need to "sell" yourself. I would much rather hear about the time you tripped and broke your nose in front of a crush, or failed to change your oil over listening to yet another completely false story about how you were prom king, and how amazingly talented you are. For real. Ive met far too many guys who think too highly of themselves to even be real for an entire conversation. Also Im over the type of people who only want to talk about themselves. I genuinely care to learn about the other person and I hope that you would share that same quality.
If I seem picky, its only because I can be, its CL what do I have to lose? You cant go up to someone in a grocery store and have them check off these qualities prior to engaging them in a conversation, so consider me taking advantage of this. ;)
Any way heres a look inside the world that is yours truly =)
-I am not single-not looking for anything more than an amazing guy friend that will eventually become one of the best guys in my life. (If you are not single, I will not be a "secret")
-I am a mother. I try my darnedest but I will never be a magazine mom. I am full of flaws but so far so good. My (2) are alive and my oldest (just turned 5) is the best kid in the world. So smart and kind and compassionate and respectful blah blah blah all the other mom stuff Im sure you dont care to hear. *insert gif of family guy slapping the wallet of photos in the strangers face*
-Im white? Is that relevant?
-I am not 300lbs, but I have horrible eating habits. Chocolate chip cookies are my one true love. Cheese is the sexy devil of my life. Mmm. =D
-I watch far too much TV
-I love water! Rain storms, Cricks/creeks pools, waterfalls, the ocean You get the point. It is my serenity.
-I love with every ounce of my being.
-I can smell BS from miles away.
-I live on intuition.
-I once tried to develop my telekinetic powers. I failed. =D
-I am history illiterate, thank God for google. I just cant comprehend certain areas of history. 00+years BC is where I feel things are interesting.
-I just have a large creative span and thats where my confidence lies.
-I am a bad driver.
-I have a decent amount of medical knowledge. I am a CMA
-I am incredibly weird. I will dance crazy and make stupid nicknames for anyone I care about(maybe you could be so lucky?) when the energy hits me, I dont contain it!
-I can be judgmental in my own right (i.e. Mothers who party frequently, parents who think they know everything but have snotty )
-I love the woods. Hiking out in the wilderness, however I tend to get lost and this does not mean I am one with nature. I still hate spiders and bees and you know what? Even butterflies even give me the heebie jeebies! But I love potato bugs! And worms! And I love quads and getting muddy and dirty!

I think that sums me up good.
If you care to see if we hit it off, send me an.For better chance of a reply (I am posting in several places) and to weed out the "thirsty" guys, put some amount of effort in your response.
I am 24 years old, please reply only reply if you are in a decent window to my age. I dont mean to come across as rude or shallow, Im looking for a friend, not a father figure so I hope you can understand. Let me know how old you are.
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