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Revenge Of The (SB) "Nerd!" WARNING: Please don't write if you CANNOT deal with the following:
...a man who thinks intelligence is sexy (And would love it if a woman thought so too. Yes, I like shows like "Big Bang Theory," "Jeopardy," and The History Channel)
..a man who is not into the bar scene, club scene, or "hangin' out" in some unseemly joint (BTW, I'm NOT a Southerner by birth; I have class! LOL).
...a man who has no aspirations of "thuggin'" or catering to some of the insane images that many women have (my job is not to be what YOU want. YOUR job however, is to take me as I am. You not loving me doesn't make me love myself any less so you may as well stop wasting your time and love me too!)
...a man who is reserved, but has a warped sense of humor, and who is NOT into those idiotic "Zhane" novels, erotic poetry (*yawn*), nor is into crazy sexual "fantasies" such as being beaten wife want real sex Manteo with dead house cats, taking pictures of babies licking hammers, or being stuck with cattle prods (you know who you are!)
...a man who doesn't embrace dogmatic religious thinking (no, I will NOT be going to church with you every Sunday!), and who childless (but is open)
...a man who thinks Southern Rap, auto-tune, and Trey Songz have wrecked music (sorry, I'm strictly Old School...back when people were talented enough to play an instrument!)
I'm seeking a SINGLE (as in, "Nope, I DON'T have a man...period!") FEMALE (as in, "I was born a woman","I haven't been pumped full of hormones in preparation for pre-post-op surgery," or, "I'm not a man in drag") HETEROSEXUAL (as in, "Silly rabbit...cl*ts are for men!") over the age of 35 (if you run out of fingers and toes counting, then you're probably safe)

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